But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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