i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
My vagina is officially offended.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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