it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
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