there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
her facebook's as public as her vagina
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
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