Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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