Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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