She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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