I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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