Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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