After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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