Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
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Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
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Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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