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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."

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• (731): View more from Tennessee

  the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.

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  Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!

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• (214): View more from Texas

  After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"

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• (585): View more from New York

  He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!

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• (903): View more from Texas

  Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier

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