Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(813): View more from Florida

Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida

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(602): View more from Arizona

I just woke up to me licking the dognuts

(623): View more from Arizona

You mean Doughnuts?

(602): View more from Arizona

......No :(

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(847): View more from Illinois

better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say

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(870): View more from Arkansas

We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster

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Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July
Read it at the TFLN blog
(701): View more from North Dakota

It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.

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(614): View more from Ohio

she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.

(614): View more from Ohio

I was always good at matching as a child.

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(913): View more from Kansas

Naked Twister starts at high noon

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her

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(605): View more from South Dakota

dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves

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