why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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