I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
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STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
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I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Congratulations! We have a period
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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