My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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