But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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