Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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