dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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