i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
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You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
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I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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