Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
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Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
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So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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