I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
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I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
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He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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