I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
i wish my penis had a tongue
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Still dying that you shit outside
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
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