its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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