And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
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Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
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Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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