Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
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Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I am naked and annoyed.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
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I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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