Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
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Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
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Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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