Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
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How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
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I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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