What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I could fuck to npr.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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