I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
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I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
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We almost ended up sober because of u!!
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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