apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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