you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
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Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
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Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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