yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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