i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
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