she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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