11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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