Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
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there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
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Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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