i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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