I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Found your dick twin last night
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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