Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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