Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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