I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
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it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
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I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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