A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
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