Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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