what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
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You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
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Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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