So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Randomize
