At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
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A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
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When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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