you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
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I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
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Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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