can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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