it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
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I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
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I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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