Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
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mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
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I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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