i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
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just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
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If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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