So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
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The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
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Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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