"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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