Whoa Z and x make the same sound
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
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I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
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Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
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