I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
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Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
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Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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