Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
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mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
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yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.