i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
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Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
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The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive