Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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